So it all starts and I'm the bartender at this bar on a cliff in what looks like the caribbean, but there are all Italian Americans there it seems, just smoking cigars and drinking whiskey and not really talking like in one of those old-timey bars. From the looks of it it seems to be the 1940s because everything is really old and were all dressed in suits and whatnot. So I'm just sitting there wiping down glasses with a cloth and all of a sudden these big Italian dudes run in and start yelling at me saying I didn't pay up. They've all got revolvers and are shoving people into the corner and breaking shit. I pull this thompson out from under the bar and start firing at them while ducking under the bar, and i kill a few and then the rest run out. I run to the back room of the bar but as soon as i get through the doorway i hear a shot and then fall to the floor. I'm on the floor and there is this huge bald black guy in a suit laughing at me and then i sort of pass out and whatnot. I wake up and I'm being carried to the edge of the cliff, and then as soon as i fully come to I'm being thrown off of the cliff. The weird thing though is that as soon as i get to the edge everything goes in slow motion and i here this woman's voice in my head that says "kick off of the side, everything will be alright." So i bend my legs and kick like I'm pushing off of the wall of a pool, and then on the way down i spread my arms and legs out, and then eventually i land in the sand in the really shallow part of the beach where the water washes up to and then recedes. The entire fall was in slow motion though. At that point i wake up from my dream and then immediately go back to sleep in the hopes that it will continue. When i wake up it's now daytime (it was night before) and there is this beautiful woman suntanning in a bikini. She's laughs and then yells "welcome to the party!" and hands me a bloody mary. I walk back up to the top of the cliff and the bar is now this really new club and the top of the cliff is all finished with astroturf and a walkway and whatnot. At this point i realize I'm now in modern times and i walk into the club. They're playing all new music and they have the really ravey light show. I walk into the bathroom to wash my face and then i look in the mirror and i am a black guy in my mid-twenties. Turns out I'm some celebrity and the owner of the club is my agent. (the beautiful woman from the beach is his wife) and he is the exact same tall bald black guy that had shot me before. I go into his office and there are a bunch of people in there, including him and his wife, and they are all shooting up snake venom. Turns out it's this type of snake that when it's young its venom closely resembles morphine, but then when it gets older it gets this red stripe on its neck and the venom becomes insanely lethal. There is a huge snake tank in his office full of old ones and young ones just slithering about and whatnot. so then it kind of fast forwards and they are trying to kill me for some reason, and i am handcuffed to a chair in the dudes office. the wife is next to me torturing me and telling me they're gonna kill me, but then she starts having a seizure because she's going into withdrawals and they don't have any more snake venom ready to inject. She gives me the key to the handcuffs and begs me to grab one of the snakes. So i get up and instead of grabbing one of the small snakes i grab an older one since i could cover up the mark on its neck with my hand, and then i walk over to her and she holds her wrist out, and i let it bite her. she sort of sighs with relief but then the pain comes on and she sort of gasps and goes white and dies. i then tip over the snake tank and then run out the back, locking all of the doors, and then i lock the entrance to the club. Next i go looking for the owner of the club and i see him walking with this whitely down the walkway next to cliff, and it's raining really hard. (by now it's night time) and so i start running at him but as soon as i get to him i look up and he's turned around and has one of those maniacal smiles and then i realize he had stabbed me right in the gut. i fall over and start choking on blood and then his associate takes me over near the edge of the cliff. Idk if you guys have ever been on astroturf but when it's wet it gets really slick. The guy grabs me buy an arm and a leg and literally throws me so that i just slide all the way over the edge. It goes slow motion again and i hear the voice. "kick off of the side, everything will be alright." so i do it again and spread my arms and legs out, and this time i hit the shallows and then wake up from my dream. and that was the end. -Craig Paris
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